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I am TheValiantBob.
And you may not know this, but 23 is number 1. No matter what, remember that. May save your life.

wow. just wow. just went and watched the trailer for that Moses movie. it looks like so much shit. why is everyone white? why are they making it a LotR-esque action movie?? WHY??? The story of Moses is not a story that lends to the action genre! First Noah, now Moses?? What is Hollywood’s recent obsession with turning Bible stories that are not action movie material into action movies???

And the thing is, if you wanted to make a Biblical action movie, there is plenty of content in it that would be perfect! Like I dunno, almost the ENTIRE BOOK OF JUDGES. Samson? The guy that killed 1000 men by himself with just a donkey’s jawbone? Ehud? The guy that assassinated a king who was so fat his stomach swallowed the dagger, and then led a rebellion where his army killed 10k dudes? There’s a ton of good war action movie stuff in there!

And then there’s King David, you could make like a whole trilogy about him and all the wars he fought in. I mean just, why out of all the stories are Hollywood picking the most inappropriate for action films?

screw it, next time I’ll just let him sleep on the damn couch instead of trying to get him to sleep on his nice and comfy bed since this apparently makes him BARK FOR ETERNITY

SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUP PUPPY WHY YOU NO STAY QUIET??????

Now he’s barking again. Dammit dog, in the words of Sammy Jackson, “Go the fuck to sleep.”

oh thank god. I think he finally went to sleep.

Dog sleeping quietly on couch at 11pm.

Decide to take him out so he can pee and then put him in the kitchen with his bed for the night.

It is now 1:10am.

And he has been barking non-stop since.

Oh hey a new Nostalgia Critic episode!

I think I’ll read a few of the comments while I wait for it to load.

……

THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

Where’s Tommy Wiseau

dumblevehk:

msrmoony:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

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